I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i think my mom watched the whole time
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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