The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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