her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't deserve a penis
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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