If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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