this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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