i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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