I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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