Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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