i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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