? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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