question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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