guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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