i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
