Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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