It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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