Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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