ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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