Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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