saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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