I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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