...so i touched it.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
