ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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