okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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