I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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