He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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