The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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