yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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