Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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