no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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