How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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