keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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