The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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