At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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