I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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