yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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