do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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