i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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