You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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