i don't like sucking hair
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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