Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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