and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I will be naked everywhere
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I need to align my fucking chakras
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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