I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Are we still banned from the library?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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