were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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