i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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