the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
