it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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