she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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