Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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