She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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