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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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