1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
