My nipple is on Facebook.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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