Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
zippers are such a cool invention
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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