You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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