i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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