If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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