you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
