Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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