Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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